Sez stranger: "True names: Zoey (tuxedo) and Pippin (black). Zoey got re-named for w00t at Eschaton, Pippin got re-named to Beeper because he's in love with my fax machine."
The naming of cats is a difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter
When I tell you a cat must have three
different names...
- T.S. Eliot